i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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