i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I don't think brook has ever known best
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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