Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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