He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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