: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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