did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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