she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
we should paint friendship bongs
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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