can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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