I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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