You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
