Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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