chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
This is my gift to your gina
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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