therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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