We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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