I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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