put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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