i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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