I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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