If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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