idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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