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We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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