i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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