So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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