Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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