Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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