..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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