If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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