So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
