You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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