So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just pee around me
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
