I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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