This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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