There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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