Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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