stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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