so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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