god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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