redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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