Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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