It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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