If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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