my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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