so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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