You're so nebulous sometimes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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