I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
My balls are so social today.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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