I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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