this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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