we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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