Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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