he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
