That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i think im in europe. pls send help
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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