He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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