It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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