you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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