what if I'm pregnant?
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I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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