Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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